July 2012
184 posts
June 2012
257 posts
What I want all of my dreams to have in them
justacityboy966:
is Channing Tatum saying something like this,
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When one of my friends says they're ugly.
Watchsaivvix:
The only thing that makes this baby stop crying is the Notorious B.I.G.
Kid is going to have one hell of a music taste when she grows up.
hahahhaa
So I had no voice at work today, and since I work...
I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever been in. Everyone...
Parents: Who are you texting?
Parents: Who are you calling?
Parents: Who are you chatting with?
Me: Jake from State Farm.
